"If I fail to invite the gods, then I have to stay awake with how Teacher Xu can fight against a pair of murderers alone, don’t you think?" Zhou Xiaolong said it makes sense.
"That’s true. What does the man of God want?" Ouyang lei asked again
"First of all, men must be virgins," Zhou Xiaolong said, looking at everyone.
Everyone can hear the sound of Zhou Xiaolong, when Ouyang Lei looked around for a moment or so when Zhou Xiaolong went to a virgin, that is, a virgin.
Someone in the place silently bowed his head except the child.
Ouyang Lei looked back and stole a look at a child and asked Zhou Xiaolong, "Master, the child is definitely a virgin. Do you think he can?" ！”
"If the child is still a virgin, so is the child," Zhou Xiaolong replied.
"That line I’ll ask him" Ouyang Lei smiled and said.
So Ouyang Lei ran to the opposite side of the child and asked, "When the child sees that you are an otaku, you definitely don’t have a girlfriend. Do you think you are a virgin?"
To everyone’s surprise, Ouyang Lei waved his arm before the child finished that sentence, and Ouyang Lei slapped his fat face.
Ouyang Lei is stupid. "You’re taking the wrong medicine."
The child also said, "Kill you, you smelly rascal."
It’s strange that Zhou Xiaolong was blinded by this slap on Ouyang Lei. Is it true that even children know that boys who play video games have girls like it every day? !
But soon Zhou Xiaolong and Ouyang Lei found that the child’s not-so-handsome face was ruddy.
Oh, hey, the child is blushing! ! !
What’s this? What’s this? !
At this time, Uncle Jiu went to the opposite side of Ouyang Lei and gave him a push. "You chubby, don’t you know that the child is a girl? Do you ask? ！”
Uncle Jiu, this sentence is like a bolt from the blue. It’s not Ouyang Lei. Even Zhou Xiaolongba is about to fall off.
The child is actually a girl, and there is still such a girl in the world. Even if Zhou Xiaolong hits the yin and yang eyes, he can’t see that the child is a girl! ! !
"I don’t believe it," said Ouyang Lei, pointing to the child. "You are just afraid to ask God to say that you are a girl. Come on, you are more manly than me. Take off your pants and show me something."
As soon as the child heard this, she moved her legs so fast that Ouyang Lei kicked her face.
Zhou Xiaolong was busy pulling Ouyang Lei back to avoid this cut off.
"Master, look at him. He not only pretends to be a woman, but also kicks my master to help me beat him." Ouyang Lei said angrily
Zhou Xiaolong glanced at the children’s breasts. Is it really a woman? !
Zhou Xiaolong can’t guess whether the child is a woman or not. Anyway, it is a fact that the child is unwilling to invite God.
"Stop that now, Da Lei. It seems that you are the most suitable person." Zhou Xiaolong said sullenly.
"Ah, why? ! ！” Ouyang Lei shouted in a big way.
"It’s better for Ouyang Daoyou to have a way than to do nothing." Xu Ping looked at Ouyang Lei but said to Zhou Xiaolong, "Is there anything I can do? ！”
Zhou Xiaolong didn’t answer, but took Ouyang Lei towards the altar table. He picked up a piece of yellow paper and touched some cinnabar on the desktop.
Zhou Xiaolong turned back and said to everyone, "I’ll draw a charm and post it on Ouyang Lei’s forehead later. It depends on luck."
Please spell. So which god should I ask for help? !
Everyone was curious about this question, and before everyone asked, Zhou Xiaolong told everyone an allusion while drawing a symbol, which made everyone feel scared.
In the Tang Dynasty, there was a man named Wei Gu who loved riding, shooting and food. He not only liked to catch birds and animals to cook and eat, but he would never let go of snakes, scorpions and earthworms when he saw them.
Isn’t there a word called gourmet now? It seems that Wei Meng is a gourmet.
One night, Wei Gu was walking in the capital, and the horse was about to leave after the "dusk drum" curfew.
Wei Meng was trying to find a place to spend the night when he suddenly saw someone moving their luggage outside the street.
Wei Meng took the opportunity to ask the host to say that his neighbor had a funeral and that people in the past should "guard against evil spirits."
It is said that evil spirits are very scary, and they often come to other people’s homes to make trouble, which will hurt their owners and livestock houses, so he sends his family to relatives and friends’ homes to take shelter.
Wei Meng was bold. He told the man that he wouldn’t worry if he could let him spend the night here. He would deal with evil spirits and just wanted to have a taste of evil spirits.
Chapter 33 Evil Ghost Taste
Wei Meng really had the nerve to tell the man that he wouldn’t worry if he could let him spend the night. He would deal with the evil spirit himself.
After hearing what Wei Meng said, the master agreed with a track record.
Then Wei Kun asked the servant to tie the horse to the stable, light candles in the hall and go to the kitchen to prepare meals.
After dinner, Wei Meng let the servant live in the side room and set up a bed in his hall with two Daimon Masaru.
Wei Gan put out the candle and sat cross-legged on the bed with a bow and arrow, waiting for the evil spirits to come.
When it’s midnight, all of a sudden, a large plate of light comes from the middle, burning like a flame.
As soon as Wei Meng saw the big joy, he secretly pulled the bowstring and shot an arrow. He hit the light group with a whoosh, and when he heard "crash", it screamed again and again.
Wei Gan shot three arrows, and the light finally dimmed, and he couldn’t move any more.
Wei Meng asked the servant to take the lamp to look at it quickly. At this point, it turned out to be a meat ball with long eyes and clear eyes on all sides, forming a light ball.
Wei Geng said with a smile that it was really a ghost.
Wei Meng immediately ordered the servant to cook the meatball, which soon gave off a very strong fragrance. When the meat was cooked, the servant took it out and cut it into shredded pork. It was said that it tasted delicious.
After dawn, the landlord came back and was very happy to see Wei Meng’s safety.
Wei Meng said that the evil spirit had been shot dead by him, and he took out the leftover evil spirit meat and invited the landlord to taste it.
When the landlord saw it, he was surprised and admired. It’s not clear if he tasted it.
When Zhou Xiaolong finished telling the story of Wei Meng, he also finished painting the record of asking the gods.
Because the painting speed is too fast and the breath is unstable, Zhou Xiaolong is not sure whether this operator can work.
As soon as Ouyang Lei saw that the lines were crooked and twisted, he was even more guilty. "So, if you want to stick this operator on your forehead, you can invite Master Wei Meng. Is that what you mean when you say so long? ！”
Zhou Xiaolong shook his head and said, "This is not necessarily because Wei Meng is a glutton, and he may not become a god after death. If he does not become a god, he may not be invited."
"ah? Is it so unreliable? ! ！” Ouyang Lei was so scared that he was full of sweat.
"Yeah, there’s no way. Why don’t you find a way out?" Zhou Xiaolong looked at Ouyang Lei and said
"I-I can’t think of it more."
"Is it? But this story about Wei Gan eating evil spirits has been around since ancient times. If evil spirits talk about how fierce they are, they always have scruples. That’s how powerful mice are. Even sick cats are afraid when they see cats. Is it a truth that everything has its vanquisher? ！”
"Oh, Master, I feel that you said that this method of catching ghosts still belongs to the category of psychology?"
"Your master is Conghou, so study hard."
"But in the story, Wei Cheng eats the ghost meat, which is completely different from the shape of the female evil spirit we just saw. What Wei Cheng shot was a meat ball and it didn’t feel bad, but what we saw was a black fog."
"Why do you have so many questions? Is it always harmless to try?" Zhou Xiaolong said unhappily
It’s been a minute or two since we talked for so long. If time passes so slowly, how can we stay up until dawn?
At this moment, Zhou Xiaolong felt that the wind around him had changed, not the wind, but the air flow, which seemed to have produced great suction.
The airflow all around is sucked towards a central point. Zhou Xiaolong pulls the clothes zipper, and please hide the charm in the clothes temporarily. Don’t break it because of the strong wind.
The center of suction is the place where the body used to lie. Soon, the airflow and suction are getting bigger and bigger. Xu Ping, wearing a heavy robe, is scraped up and looks like a big butterfly.
So everyone went to a crowded place, and together, even if there was no way, at least they could keep out the wind
The two young police officers seem to be the most nervous, and they have been hugging each other. Captain Gao is better, holding a gun and I don’t know where to aim the gun. The child is asking Xu Ping if the demon is going to appear again.
Seven people looked at the suction center together, where many leaves and dust had gathered.
Zhou Xiaolong soon saw a woman’s figure slowly clear up from low to high.